Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Who would win in a fight, a Conservative or a Liberal?

Let’s say the Conservative is a US Navy SEAL and the Liberal is a Sociology professor at Berkeley and the go at it head to head. Who wins?

I’ll take the SEAL in that one.

18 Responses to “Who would win in a fight, a Conservative or a Liberal?”

James Bong U Liberal Schmuck Says:

lol
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Why Don't People Like Me? 3 Says:

I’ll take the SEAL in that one.
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why do libs hate America? Says:

it doesn’t matter if the Lib were the Seal and the Cons were the teacher, Libs are wusses and sissies. Why do you think they are left wing to begin with?
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dwoodall Says:

Reverse the roles and the outcome is still the same.

The conservative, by definition, has a gun.
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Answerbot Says:

No way man let’s say the liberal is a street-hardened Anarchist and the conservative is a fat fox-news watching American.
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I fart, you get to smell it Says:

The conservative could be my 6 yr old and the lib could be Obama and the conservative would still win.
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no answers here Says:

I think the better question is "Who wins in an argument?"
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Thomas Says:

Well, it depends.

Liberals will do anything to get their way

The end justifies the means.

So, he could cheat, using a gun, or poison, etc.

So, if you rephrase it as a "fair" fight, the Conservative, of course

In an arugument, the Liberal would also lose, as Truth, logic and reason are not on his side.
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trippsmith20 Says:

The conservative, But the Liberal would blame it on Bush
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crazy2all Says:

Is it physical or mental?
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azz_tarcomed Says:

A conservative

a liberal would sit there and wait for the government to send someone to fight for them
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Hannah Says:

i win haha
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Michael Says:

In the physical arena, the professor, because the navy seal would be court-martialed for punching the professor in the face.
In the battle of Ideas, the seal, because the liberals have no weapons but emotion, and the navy seal has been trained to control his emotions.
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Max Power Says:

Under Obama, the white guy goes to jail.

Obama is already charging US Navy SEALs with war crimes for doing their jobs.
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Mr. Says:

Depends….

I’ve come out on the better end of a couple fights where my odds weren’t very good…..

The professor might land a lucky punch… you never know.
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Patches O'Houlihan Says:

I can’t see a Navy SEAL losing to someone using nothing more than an open-handed slap and some lispy words. Nope, just can’t see it.
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kadiss17 Says:

In a battle of wits? The professor. Hand to hand fight? Obviously the seal.
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A. E. Moreira Says:

Depends on what kind of training the Sociology Professor has; if he’s a boxer in his spare time, I would bet the professor. Otherwise, it’s the SEAL.
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